An atheist professor of Philosophy speaks
to his class on the problem Science has with God. He asks one of his new
students to stand and the conversation begins.
Prof: do you
believe in God?
Stu: absolutely
Sir!
Prof: is God
good?
Stu: sure.
Prof: is God all
powerful?
Stu: yes.
Prof: my brother
died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would
attempt to help others who are ill but God dint. How is this God good then?
Student is silent.
Prof: you can’t
answer. Can you? Let’s start again young fellow. Is God good?
Stu: yes.
Prof: is Satan
good?
Stu: no
Prof: where does
Satan come from?
Stu: from God.
Prof: that’s
right. Tell me son, if there is evil in this world?
Stu: yes.
Prof: evil is
everywhere. Isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Stu: yes.
Prof: so who
created evil?
Student doesn’t answer.
Prof: is there
sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the
world. Don’t they?
Stu: yes Sir.
Prof: so who
created them?
Student has no answer.
Prof: science
says you have five senses. You use to identify and observe the word around you.
Tell me son, have you ever seen God?
Stu: no Sir.
Prof: tell us if
you have ever heard your God?
Stu: no Sir.
Prof: have you
ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any
sensory perception of God for that matter?
Stu: no sir.
Prof: yet you
still believe in Him
Stu: yes.
Prof: according
to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol science says your God doesn’t
exist. What do you say to that son?
Stu: nothing, I
only have my faith.
Prof: faith and
yes, that is the only problem science has.
Stu: can I ask
you something sir? Is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: yes.
Stu: and is
there such a thing as cold?
Prof: yes.
Stu: no sir,
there isn’t.
The lecture theatre becomes very quiet
with this turn of events.
Stu: sir you can
have lots of heat, super heat, mega heat, a little heat or no heat but we don’t
have anything called cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence
of heat. We can’t measure cold, heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of
heat, just the absence of heat.
There is pin-drop silence in the lecture
theatre.
Stu: what about
darkness Prof? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: yes, what
is night if there isn’t any darkness?
Stu: you are
wrong again sir. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing
light but if you have no light constantly it is called darkness. In reality,
darkness isn’t, if it were you would be able to make darkness darker. Wouldn’t
you?
Prof: so what is
the point you are making young man?
Stu: sir my
point is that your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: can you
explain how?
Stu: sir you are
working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and there is death,
a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something
finite, something we can measure. Sir science can’t even explain a thought; it
uses electricity and magnetism but has never seen, much less fully understood
either one. To view death as the opposite is to be ignorant of the fact that
death cannot exist as substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life,
just the absence of it. Now tell me prof. do you teach your students that they
evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are
referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes of course I do.
Stu: Have you
ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
Prof shakes his
head with a smile beginning to realize where the argument is going.
Stu: since no
one has ever observed the process of evolution at work, and can’t even prove
that this process is an on-going endeavour..Are you not teaching your opinion
sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
The class is in uproar.
Stu: is there
anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor’s brain.
Class breaks out into laughter.
Stu: is there
anyone here who has ever heard the prof’s brain, felt it, touched it or smelt
it? No one appears to have done so. So according to the established rules of
empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,
sir!! With all due respect sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
The room is silent. The prof. stares at
the student, his face unfathomable.
Prof: I guess
you will have to take them on faith son!
Stu: that is it
sir. The link between man and God is faith…that is all that keeps things alive
and going.
Want to know who that
student was…this is a true story and the student was none other than
Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam!!
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